Jesstopian-Russian War

NEWS 28 - Jesstopian and Russian officials come together and have officially signed a peace treaty that ended the Jesstopian-Russian war that was declared two years ago. The war is now over, but the work to end the ongoing conflict between Russia and Ukraine as well as Israel and Hamas, is still top of mind.

The treaty, effectively and officially ended the war between Jesstopia and Russia and allowed for more talks to be ongoing about ending the Ukraine-Russia war that had started when Russia invaded Ukraine in February 2022. The Department Of Defense has said that it remains on high alert with Russia.

"There is so much work that needs to be done, to allow us to return to world peace, and ensure domestic and international cooperation," said Defense Secretary Cobyn Willard. "National security will never be 100% certain if enemies exist within the world and we don't have strong relations with other countries. Our allies play a key role in global security so being able to make global relations peaceful and working for a common goal can help make this peace treaty mean more."

The US and Canada are warning of potential Russian attacks against the United States Of Jesstopia, in terms of technology and financial institutions. Russia has claimed that it will not attack technological systems in the United States Of Jesstopia, citing the peace treaty it signed with the United States Of Jesstopia.

"We don't want to cause any further issues with the United States Of Jesstopia after our peace treaty," said Russian President Vladimir Putin. "We will continue to observe our peace treaty, and we will not interfere with the operations of the Jesstopian military and as long as they stay away from Russia and Ukraine, we will be okay."

The Jesstopian State Department said in a brief statement that the treaty was "tentative," and full of "compromises." They said that the treaty was signed in good faith and was fully agreed to by both the Russian government and the Jesstopia government. The peace treaty is a major step to repairing Jesstopian-Russian relations.

"Russia has taken the first step towards global security and peace, and therefore, pushed for the signature of the treaty between the United States Of Jesstopia and Russia," said President Jay Laylin. "We will continue to work towards advancing global peace, and we know that this is a major step forward, therefore we must keep up with promoting world peace."

RUFUS - President Jay Laylin and Russian President Vladimir Putin signed a tentative peace treaty, and signed a formal declaration of peace, which ended the war between Russia and the United States Of Jesstopia. The peace treaty was signed just before 11:00 PM this evening.

The treaty, effectively and officially ended the war between Jesstopia and Russia and allowed for more talks to be ongoing about ending the Ukraine-Russia war that had started when Russia invaded Ukraine in February 2022. The Department Of Defense has said that it remains on high alert with Russia.

"There is so much work that needs to be done, to allow us to return to world peace, and ensure domestic and international cooperation," said Defense Secretary Cobyn Willard. "National security will never be 100% certain if enemies exist within the world and we don't have strong relations with other countries. Our allies play a key role in global security so being able to make global relations peaceful and working for a common goal can help make this peace treaty mean more."

The US and Canada are warning of potential Russian attacks against the United States Of Jesstopia, in terms of technology and financial institutions. Russia has claimed that it will not attack technological systems in the United States Of Jesstopia, citing the peace treaty it signed with the United States Of Jesstopia.

"We don't want to cause any further issues with the United States Of Jesstopia after our peace treaty," said Russian President Vladimir Putin. "We will continue to observe our peace treaty, and we will not interfere with the operations of the Jesstopian military and as long as they stay away from Russia and Ukraine, we will be okay."

The Jesstopian State Department said in a brief statement that the treaty was "tentative," and full of "compromises." They said that the treaty was signed in good faith and was fully agreed to by both the Russian government and the Jesstopia government. The peace treaty is a major step to repairing Jesstopian-Russian relations.

"Russia has taken the first step towards global security and peace, and therefore, pushed for the signature of the treaty between the United States Of Jesstopia and Russia," said President Jay Laylin. "We will continue to work towards advancing global peace, and we know that this is a major step forward, therefore we must keep up with promoting world peace."

RUFUS - President John McCallum has decided that troops will return back to Ukraine and Israel after hoping to keep Jesstopian troops after the holidays. According to sources, the President spoke with his military Secretaries, and it was determined that it would be detrimental to Jesstopia if he didn't return troops back to the war torn countries.

"It is with great thought and consideration that I must announce that Jesstopian troops who were deployed in Ukraine and Israel, before Christmas and the New Years, will return back to their posts," said President McCallum. "It is not something I wanted to do, but something that was necessary to promote peace in Ukraine and Israel. It would also be highly detrimental to Jesstopia if troops weren't returned to these countries."

The Department of Defense shared President McCallum's sentiment it stating that it would be dangerous not to send troops back into Ukraine and Israel. Defense Secretary Micheal Van Heusen, also made a statement early this morning.

"While we would certainly like to keep our troops here in Jesstopian, the ongoing conflict is much to great right now, and removing troops from both Israel and Ukraine, would be absolutely detrimental to the United States Of Jesstopia, and its allied nations," said Van Heusen. "With the wars continuing to rage on, it would be unbelievable unwise to withdraw troops fully out of Ukraine and Israel permanently. We are continuing to monitor the situation and adapt our game plan as more information is received."

The Jesstopian military has been in Ukraine since 2022, and President McCallum has been a strong supporter of the nation, but tells us he would really like to see a peaceful resolution to the fighting, so that military brothers, sisters, husband, wives, fathers and mothers can come back home. According to reports, over 250,000 troops were killed in Ukraine between 2022 and 2023, and more are expected to die according to recent intel from the Jesstopian Intelligence Agency.

The troop return to Ukraine and Israel will happen in phases, and will be undisclosed. The Defense Department says it would not be making any comment on when they airlifts back to Ukraine and Israel will take place, for the safety of the troops.

RUFUS - President McCallum recently announced the current death toll when he tweeted the current death toll.

"We have an estimated death toll and military losses. The current toll is 827,964. These numbers are expected to climb, but our nation is working to end the conflict as soon as possible." said President McCallum.

The United States Of Jesstopia is working with Ukraine still and is expected to provide assault movements as the battle reaches the Donbas. The United States Of Jesstopia is expected to attack advancing Russian Troops.