RUFUS - President Jay Laylin once again is keeping his promise to deport illegals across the United States Of Jesstopia, who entered any border entrance, or port of entry illegally. The President also introduced several pieces of legislation that would require federal officials to immediately detain, process and deport these individuals back their country of origin.
The president explained that the President is responsible for the safety and security of Jesstopian citizens and that illegal immigrants don't belong in our country. He said that they must come through the correct avenues to stay here.
"My job is to protect the people of the United States Of Jesstopia, not the people of Mexico, Canada, US, or any other land where illegal immigrants originate from," said President Laylin. "My duty is to protect our homeland from mass illegal immigration, and unfortunately, under the previous administration, mass illegal immigration hit a record high in this country. Estimates show that 22.4 million illegals entered this country by illegal means with 12.8 million of those flocking from Mexico. My job is to end that, and I will do that today, by authorizing the aforementioned agencies to begin mass detentions and deportations."
The President also expressed sincere sadness for Laken Riley in the US, who was murdered by an illegal Venezuelan immigrant. The president said that he didn't want a repeat of what happened to Riley and others similar to here, to happen in the United States Of Jesstopia.
"What happened to Laken Riley, is absolutely horrifying," continued the President. "We must prevent what happened to her and others like her, to come and happen here. We must shutdown our borders, prevent illegal mass immigration, and ensure those who are here illegally are detained, processed, and sent back to their country of origin. Those who choose to come here legally are now going to be very restricted due to the illegal immigration. We must stop this madness as it has led to the collapse of western civilizations."
The President has just signed an directive that the Jesstopian borders be closed to immigrants, who are attempting to enter this country. The immigrant border closures are part of a conservative effort to end the murder, rape and sexual assault of women and children across this country.
The President also blamed former President John McCallum's complacency in allowing open borders to continue, even though travelers couldn't enter the country. He called the border security policies of McCallum a "severe flop," and "disgrace" to the Jesstopian people.