RUFUS - President-Elect has just received news that the Senate Of The United States Of Jesstopia has officially certified his election as the very first Republican Jesstopian Head Of State in the history of our country. Votes were cast by almost all Senators who confirmed him as the rightful winner of the election. No Nationalist objections were raised and the Senate officially certified his victory at 10:40 AM.
"We are pleased that the Senate was able to ensure that Jay Laylin was certified the winner officially, as the 3rd and next President of the United States Of Jesstopia," said Senate Minority Leader Harry Rodham. "The certification of the votes were conducted during a special session of the Senate, where Vice President Travis Loretti oversaw the certification of votes and gravelled the results as "certified and passed," and that "the duly elected President-Elect is Jay Laylin."
Loretti, who has served as the Vice President of the United States Of Jesstopia since 2022, said in a statement after the votes were certified that the democratic processes would not be disrupted for political purposes and as a way to prevent the certification of vote results.
"My duty as Vice President of the United States Of Jesstopia and under the Constitution of the United States Of Jesstopia, is to aid in the certification of duly cast ballots of the people of this country," said Vice President Loretti. "Regardless of whether I agree with their votes or not, my job is to ensure that the votes are certified exactly how they are submitted to this chamber. Therefore, I have no say in overturning an election illegally and wrongfully."
Officials in the Senate say that vote certification took more than four hours, with Senators casting their first votes around 6:00 AM, and the last Senator not casting his vote until 9:46 AM. Vice President Travis Loretti called the certification of results at 10:05 AM, with the announcement that the results of the election were in fact valid.