RUFUS - Jesstopian Officials are warning Ukraine that it must pay back its debts to the United States Of Jesstopia. The terms of when the last debt must be paid off will be discussed during the next session of Congress, under a new Presidential Term. Jay Laylin, the Republican Presidential Nominee is threatening high interest rates on the money that Ukraine owes Jesstopia.
"Ukraine will pay every cent that was lent to it by the United States Of Jesstopia," said Jay Laylin, a staunch opposer of sending money to Ukraine. "They will pay back every cent of tax payer money to our country, and if I win the Presidency in October, they will not be coddled. They will be forced to pay interest for every day that goes by without a payment."
The McCallum administration says it will begin setting out payment deadlines, but says payments may not start coming in until after January 2025, months after he leaves office and won't have much of a say.
"I believe that Ukraine needs to pay back its debts to the United States Of Jesstopia, in full, but forcing the country to immediately pay it back, while it is in the midst of a violent war is just not the way to do it," said 2024 Nationalist Presidential Nominee Thomas Cooke. "Jay Laylin's threats just show that he will not be willing to negotiate a tangible repayment plan."
Currently, Ukraine owes the Jesstopian Government over 898 Billion dollars, with 200 Billion from financial compensation. As of now, 698 Billion dollars of that comes from military equipment including: guns, ammunition, tanks, jeeps, airplanes, missiles, soldier clothing, blankets, boots, food and water. The cost of the war on the part of Ukraine is the largest debt Jesstopia is owed. Israel's debt to Jesstopia is settled at 256 billion dollars.