Jesstopian Officials Say It Will Begin Withdrawing From Russia-Ukraine War After More Than Two Years Of Fighting To Defend Ukraine.

RUFUS - Almost two years after Russia invaded Ukraine, The United States Of Jesstopia on Sunday announced that it was pulling out the war, and has already signed a treaty with Russia and Ukraine, citing that "it will no longer side with either nation in the war.

"We've lost enough soldiers, and their families didn't ask for this war, and although Jesstopia declared war against Russia under my Presidency, we will remain determined to get all of our troops out the battlefield within the next month," said President McCallum, who will leave office in less than 4 months. "We want to end our nation's involvement in the war, and we are dedicated to doing just that."

The call comes as the United States Of Jesstopia is preparing a full, permanent withdrawal from Hamas and the Gaza strip following Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's visit with US President Biden, former US President Trump and US House Speaker Johnson.

"The President has made it very clear that he wants to pull the United States Of Jesstopia out of the Russian-Ukraine war," said Nationalist House Press Secretary Joshua Smite. "What I can tell you is that the President has issued directives to his Military generals to begin to prepare for a coordinated withdrawal from the war. That's all we can give you all right now."

The United States Of Jesstopia entered the Russian-Ukraine conflict on April 2, 2022, after the assassination plot was discovered by the Jesstopian Intelligence community. This prompted Congress to quietly declare war on Russia. Jesstopia's involvement in the war was heavily contested by Republicans and Jesstopian citizens themselves. Calls for McCallum and members of Congress to rethink their decisions led to violent protests nationwide.

But now that Jesstopian officials are beginning the withdrawal process, many see that as "nothing more than a political move," citing "how close it is to election day." The withdrawal will likely take part in multiple parts and multiple levels.